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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

How They Get The Nos & Names?

Dear Friends

We all know the hotline number for LTA, NEA and PUB. But do you know how they get their numbers or their call centre name. Below is the story.

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One day, Ah Beng and Ah Seng were driving along Orchard Road when they saw some contractors working on the road.

Ah Beng: Aiyo! These people huh. Always dig here, dig there. Don know when finish. Very pek cek one leh.

Ah Seng: Wat to do? It like dat one lah. You wan, you go complain loh.

Ah Beng: Good idea siao! But call who?

Ah Seng: CALL LTA lah!

Ah Beng: Orrh… Then if wan complain noise call who huh?

Ah Seng: CALL NEA lah!

Ah Beng: Like that ar. Then 68246600 who’s number huh?

Ah Seng: Wah bian! Tis you also don know. PUB ONE lah.